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"ABOUT GROWING OLDER"

First ~ Eventually you will reach a
point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer
things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back
their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've
traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and
would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old
when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over
the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no
one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening
to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but
being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and
beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.

Today it's called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to
laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.

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