MEN ALWAYS MISUNDERSTAND ??

[Jermann]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy relied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

[Lobo]

Too funny. One time while in high school, a student accused another student and myself of stealing his watch during P.E. We both denied doing the deed (I know for sure I had never seen his watch--didn't even know the dude) but the principal wasn't convinced of our innocense so he ordered us to open our lockers. He escorted us first to my locker which I opened and then stepped back. The Vice Principal removed all my books and binders and searched but found no watch. I had to put everything back my locker and then we proceeded to the other student's locker. I asked if I was free to go but for some reason the principal decided I needed to stay at his side.
We arrived at the other student's locker and he opened it up. Unfortunately for him, he had given his combination to some friends and they decided to play a joke on him. They placed a tampon right on top of his books. The principal picked it up and said, "Is this yours?"
The watch was never found and we were exonerated of all charges.

[Lowell Brandon]

Oh, man, how embarassing for the second guy!

[Vicky C]

Maybe those licks made up for the ones your Uncle should have given you for scratching his new truck on purpose!

[Wayne Hagan]

It reminds me of when getting protection,ment not having sex!
That's what the guy at the pharmacy told me at the age of 15

[Kittycat]

Too funny

[Billy Bones]

HILARIOUS!! LMFAO