Funny or Serious ????s to ask in Speed Dating

[Mari Cella]

Yesterday, I spoke to a close friend and former colleague on the phone about her love life and my lack of one. She urged me to do speed dating just to snap out of my inertia and jumpstart my lack luster love life (non existent actually). I retorted rather sarcastically in so many words that I ain't that desperate. She urged me to give it a try since her other close friend who is around my age found the experience interesting and not as sordid as I envision it to be. Still I have difficulty picturing myself in the speed dating scenario even though I ought to get off my high horse and at least entertain the thought.

What the heck kind of questions would you ask some stranger who can only talk to you for seven minutes?....Here are a few that came to mind....some ridiculous

Is that your real hair?
Are you circumcised?
Do you roll up your socks in the drawer?
What's your favorite Sponge Bob character?
Is the shop closed for reproduction?
What label would someone give you as high school student?
If you had to name a kid, what would it be?
Have you ever looked at what is at the end of a rainbow?
What is your most embarrassing moment?
How would you complete this seed....  Once I was....now I am.....
What is the craziest user's name you ever created?
Would you eat a crayon if some kindergartner begged you too?
Are you a peach or walnut?


(wickedly)  Do you think I'm a nut?  LoL

[larry kremis]

Very cool! I think Aggie may be attracted to the one in the white dress, she had good form mounting that tractor.

[Dallas]

Nah ... it's too easy ...

[Aggie]

That is the best tractor square dance I have ever seen.

[Dallas]

I dunno ... have you ever been to Cut and Shoot?

[Aggie]

yes

[Maricel Evasco]

[Aggie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEf3KRrWz20

[Dallas]

Is that your real hair?
Are those your real teeth?

Are you circumcised?
Yeah, they had to use a machete.

Do you roll up your socks in the drawer?
I can't fit in the drawer.

What's your favorite Sponge Bob character?
Sandy Cheeks...thanks for asking.

Is the shop closed for reproduction?
No, it's open by appointment.

What label would someone give you as high school student?
Handsome, Smart, Modest ... take your pick.

If you had to name a kid, what would it be?
A baby goat.

Have you ever looked at what is at the end of a rainbow?
Yes, it's Rip Torn on a pot of gold.

What is your most embarrassing moment?
This one is definitely in the running.

How would you complete this seed.... Once I was....now I am.....
Once I was what I had hoped I would be. Now I am trying to remember what that was.

What is the craziest user's name you ever created?
Dime Bag Daryl Hannah

Would you eat a crayon if some kindergartner begged you too?
Who else is begging me?

Are you a peach or walnut?
Oh, I'm a peach, all right.

[Mari Cella]

Dallas, if you were in one of those crazy speeding dating circuit, you'd get my approval check. WTG lol
You turned the tables on me.

[Chez moi]

How do you feel about Nancy Morgan?

*jes' passin' through*

(Whatever you do, please don't respond to her. She bumps herself enough as it is.)

[TeeBubbaDee]

bumping nancy off the front page

[thallygal]

I agree with maricel....dallas gets my vote for his great sense of humor....speed dating, what will it be next????? what kind of treats are my grandkids in for....oh my...LOL
hope everyone had a faublous day filled with love and laughter
thalia