Welcome to the forum where you can laugh at somebody else's misfortune and mistakes, the exercise in futility and Murphy's Law. I must give thanks to despair.com for a lot of the images and the inspiration. The gloves are off...!ENJOY!
If so, what a clever business plan! The customers of both stores could see the owner running back and forth to each store. "Huh? Didn't I just see you in the other store, or do my eyes deceive me???" "Er, uh, that's my twin brother." LOL.
I have a lifelong friend who, when we were in high school and college had the nickname "Pukeing Dean". Dean was his last name and he could stand on the sidewalk and projectile puke into the street without getting a drop on his shoes. That was a great talent when you were 17 years old and drunk on Mint Gin that you had one of the local wineos buy for you.