"BE CAREFUL" READING FURTHER MAY OFFEND YOU! I AM OUT OF CONTROL AND HAVE NO WAY TO DETRMINE IN ADVANCE WHAT MY UNCONTROLLABLE TYPING MIGHT PRODUCE. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT YOU READ FROM HERE ON. LAST WARNING!!!!! TURN AROUND NOW!!!! UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE ALREADY OFFENDED. THEN BY ALL MEANS. "READ ON".
I present my bottom for spanking. This HAS to offend someone!
Arghhhhhhhhhh! Cap'n Dazz havin' a moment me hearties!!!
Somebody spank me . . . QUICK before I stand up and slice & dice ya!