If it was to be noticed...

[HAVE_A_HEART]

...would u rather hear people telling you that u have a nice ass---or a cute butt?

[TeeBubbaDee]

And less we forget, there are backsides, (not to be confused with Olivia's aforementioned back porch) bottoms, derrieres, cheeks, fannies, tails, bums and buns, cans, tushies, rumps, (which should never be combined with roast) heinies, kiesters, and arses.
And no wise CRACKS about my knowledge of this particular piece of anatomy.

[HAVE_A_HEART]

Tubba--do you have any material to 'back up' all of this knowledge???


yes Tubba--I am beginning the procedure of running away from danger---right now!-------------->

[Aggie]

No ass, just cows on my farm.