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Welcome to the Grand Opening of Ladyg's Place
Good evening everyone, I am Ladyg your hostess for the weekend. I would like to welcome everyone to LADYG’S PLACE. We will be open every Saturday for your enjoyment. Bring a friend, but remember if they do not belong to the group they will have to join in order to participate in the fun.
ALL DRINKS, FOOD AND AMENITIES ARE FREE including PARTY BUS AND FREE LIMO rides to and from LADYG’S PLACE. We have two pools (indoor and outdoor) depending on the weather our pools are heated. We have two hot tubs, music, dance floor, Now here are the rules and as your hostess, I expect each of you to adhere to them.
1. NO WEAPONS of any kind permitted in the lounge. This means: NO guns, NO knives, NO NUTTIN.
2. NO WHIPS permitted in the Lounge except MINE. No exceptions.
3. NO EXPLOSIVES permitted in the Lounge. Get those fireworks out from under the bar.
4. NO LANCES permitted INSIDE the Lounge. Lances are for the jousts only, and must be kept in the Lance Locker when not in use for Jousting Days.
5. NO MORE GLASS CONTAINERS OF ANY TYPE in the pool area. I want no reason for anyone to have to go to the First Aid Station. The First Aid Station is the Black Hole of Death. Avoid it at all costs. In addition, broken glass can puncture the inflatables. Do you have any idea of how much they cost?
6. PARKING IN THE SIDE PARKING LOT ONLY. I am sorry about the tanks there; you will just have to work around them.
7. FIRST AID/NURSES STATION IS OFF LIMITS! It has come to my attention that there are certain Lounge members parading around disguised as nurses. BEWARE! These people are not nurses! Do not permit these people to do any surgery on you or examine you under any circumstances.
I am sorry that it has come to this, but we must maintain law and order in the Lounge so that all customers can feel safe. So now that we have gotten all these things out of the way
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
ALL DRINKS, FOOD AND AMENITIES ARE FREE including PARTY BUS AND FREE LIMO rides to and from LADYG’S PLACE. We have two pools (indoor and outdoor) depending on the weather our pools are heated. We have two hot tubs, music, dance floor, Now here are the rules and as your hostess, I expect each of you to adhere to them.
1. NO WEAPONS of any kind permitted in the lounge. This means: NO guns, NO knives, NO NUTTIN.
2. NO WHIPS permitted in the Lounge except MINE. No exceptions.
3. NO EXPLOSIVES permitted in the Lounge. Get those fireworks out from under the bar.
4. NO LANCES permitted INSIDE the Lounge. Lances are for the jousts only, and must be kept in the Lance Locker when not in use for Jousting Days.
5. NO MORE GLASS CONTAINERS OF ANY TYPE in the pool area. I want no reason for anyone to have to go to the First Aid Station. The First Aid Station is the Black Hole of Death. Avoid it at all costs. In addition, broken glass can puncture the inflatables. Do you have any idea of how much they cost?
6. PARKING IN THE SIDE PARKING LOT ONLY. I am sorry about the tanks there; you will just have to work around them.
7. FIRST AID/NURSES STATION IS OFF LIMITS! It has come to my attention that there are certain Lounge members parading around disguised as nurses. BEWARE! These people are not nurses! Do not permit these people to do any surgery on you or examine you under any circumstances.
I am sorry that it has come to this, but we must maintain law and order in the Lounge so that all customers can feel safe. So now that we have gotten all these things out of the way
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
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Permalink Reply by Kittycat on
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Ahhhh!! We'll miss you. Glad you could come. See you next week. Ladyg, I really have to call it a nite as well. I had the best time. Before I go, can I help you clean up anything? Looks like you might have your hands full with Whozzo and the lurking guys. Will you be OK by yourself with those gents?
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Permalink Reply by Ladyg on
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Ahhhh!! We'll miss you. Glad you could come. See you next week. Ladyg, I really have to call it a nite as well. I had the best time. Before I go, can I help you clean up anything? Looks like you might have your hands full with Whozzo and the lurking guys. Will you be OK by yourself with those gents?
Hey Kittycat, I will be just fine with Whozzo and the guys. They are pussy cats. You go and find Larry and for petes sake take them yellow spandex off him. Hope to see you tomorrow for coffee.
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Good night ladies and gents. Believe it or not, I gotta deadline to meet. Gotta get back to work. Take care ya'll. See ya all next weekend.
I am so glad you could stop by Dave. I really enjoyed our dances. You get back to work and don't over do it you know how you get. Get some sleep now. Talk with you later.
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Permalink Reply by lynn on
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oh my goodness, i'm off writing emails, and not doing my job.
here Kc:
and...Ladyg has a birthday coming up -- tell me, Ladyg, are you a Scorpio or a Libra? i'm a Scorpio....
so sorry i missed larry strutting thru!!!!!!!!! -
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Whozzo seemed to think he was quite the sight. I thought I saw him through my alcoholic haze, but it wasn't very clear.
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i'm thinking that you two worked out whatever between you, years ago...he seemed shocked to find you partyin'! lmao, for sure. we'll have to fix HIS little red wagon.....
btw, ask him what i told him by PM earlier, and hold him to it, please! -
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and...Ladyg has a birthday coming up -- tell me, Ladyg, are you a Scorpio or a Libra? i'm a Scorpio....
They say Scorpio, I was born on the 23rd of Oct. I always thought I was a Libra for a long time. Go figure me thinking. LOL -
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ok, Ladyg, so that crew wandered off again.... i've been multitasking...
whozzo's still around, with remnants of his rowdy crew? they seem to be just lurking, maybe for the best.... -
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I''m going to call it a nite. Thank you so much for your hospitality. I had a great time. Nite Whozzo & friends. Nite Lynn and especially Goodnight to the Lady of the Evening---Ladyg. (walking & stumbling toward door)
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