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Halloween Jokes
Q: What do you get when you take the circumference of your
jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What are a vampire's favourite snacks?
A: Adam's apples and nectarines.
Q: What is a zombie's favourite dessert?
A: Ladyfingers.
Q: Why do ghosts write in Latin?
A: It's a dead language.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts.
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A: A Boo-ick.
Q: What do ghosts enjoy for lunch?
A: Boologna sandwiches, peanutbooter cookies & a salad with boocheese dressing.
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound!
Q: Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
A: In a red bloodcell!
Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?
A: I Scream.
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.
Q: What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving!
Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A: Coffin Drops!
Q: Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A: They would only let him be BAT boy!
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends...
Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the little monster have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones.
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