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Laughter is the best medicine

I Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown

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I'M IN THE WRONG DEPARTMENT

 Working on my team of merchandisers last week, we had the assignment of resetting the feminine hygiene section. I'll be the first to admit I don't know these products well. I'm not just talking…Continue

Started by Mark Joel Lane Dec 28, 2012.

LOST AND FOUND

 Our federal government has announced the formation of a needed and long overdue cabinet agency: the Department of Lost and Found. (DLF.org,). There has been an epidemic of epic proportions that has…Continue

Started by Mark Joel Lane Dec 20, 2012.

WAR ON OBESITY HITS NATION'S GUT

      In an unprecedented act two days ago, President Obama declared war on Denmark citing how Haagendazs ice cream has caused serious problems of increasing obesity and girth.  The President feels…Continue

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THE INCREDIBLE EGG

     What you are about to read really happened.  This is one of the most bizarre events in the annals of science. I was about to make scrambled eggs for breakfast this past weekend. Upon cracking…Continue

Started by Mark Joel Lane Dec 18, 2012.

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Comment by Aggie on February 8, 2013 at 6:37am

Comment by Chandrashekhar Vairale(Samidha) on December 20, 2012 at 9:18am

Comment by Chandrashekhar Vairale(Samidha) on December 17, 2012 at 11:18am

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby 
sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot 
and one for cold milk?"

Comment by Aggie on March 27, 2012 at 9:56am

Comment by Aggie on April 8, 2011 at 6:45pm
The Church Ladies are back again !
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours".
Comment by metub4 on January 26, 2011 at 2:26pm

As it happened, their wedding night fell during a religious
holiday, and, devout Episcopalian that he was, Mr. Rogers
simply couldn't make love to his virginal bride.

"I'm sorry," he said as they snuggled in bed, "but I can't have
you tonight. It's Lent."

Her brow crinkling with concern, his new bride said, "Okay,
but to whom and for how long?"

Comment by metub4 on January 26, 2011 at 2:22pm
The Fourth Affair:

 A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy, the barman replied, "Yes."

So the guy glanced over at the menu, and he asked, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas,
and a fried egg?"

"Certainly sir," replied the bartender, but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquired the guy. "4 cents," he replies.

"FOUR cents!!!!" exclaimed the guy.

"Where's the Guy who owns this place?" The barman replied, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy said, "What's he
doing with your wife?"

The bartender replied, "Same as what I'm doing to his business.
Comment by metub4 on January 26, 2011 at 2:21pm
The Third Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said,
"Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got
one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning
the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue,' "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody
offered me as much as a glass of water."
Comment by metub4 on January 26, 2011 at 2:20pm
The Second Affair:

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be
buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated,he made an amazing discovery:
Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge
penis like this.

It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.

The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" She screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
Comment by metub4 on January 26, 2011 at 2:19pm
The First Affair:

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one
last time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby
boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the
ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two
beautiful daughters I fathered."

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."
 

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