Banana split please

[Jozee]

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

[PartTimeBrewer]

Its getting hard to to tell the difference. The pains and aches seem to radiate from everywhere.