Where do little generals keep their armies?

[kainsworth]

In their sleevies.

Are there any jokes that you remember from when you were a kid that still amuse you?

[Darby]

Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?

He wanted a higher education !

[Slayer Dug]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum it could be done.


Why did Captain America salute the refrigerator?

Because it was General Electric.

What do you call the grey matter between elephant's toes?

Slow natives.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry it's just a joke.

What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?
Eliphino.

[darroll]

What do you get when you goose a ghost?




A handful of sheet.

Welcome to corny Friday.

[Jaylee53]

Gawd I miss kudos....

What's black and white and red all over? (part deux)




An embarrassed nun.

[CaliforniaNow]

Johnny, you've got your shoes on the wrong feet.

But, Teacher, these are the only feet I've got!

[funesthememorious]

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.

Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.

Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.