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What? Politics is Funny?
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The DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE has been released.
Monday July 20, 2020
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee - Stacy Abrams
Former Ambassador to Chris Stevens with a quick a post-mortem rebuttal
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hosted by speaker Barack Obama
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
12:00 Group apology for being white.
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The State of Texas has posted warning signs for the illegals, warning them of potential observation setups...saw one just this morning, said "Watch for ICE on bridge,"
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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it
took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona
for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came
across the space crew walking among the rocks. The
elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question.His son translated for the NASA people: "What are
these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the
astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to
the moon.When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got
all excited and asked if it would be possible to give
to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.
Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one,
a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why
certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape
recorder. The Navajo elder's comments into the
microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son
if he would translate what his father had said.The son listened to the recording and laughed
uproariously. But he refused to translate. So the NASA
people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and
played it for other members of the tribe.They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to
translate the elder's message to the moon. An official
government translator was summoned. After he finally
stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:"Watch out for these assholes. They have come to steal
your land."
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