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What? Politics is Funny?
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Trump and Pelosi Go Fishing
The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country.Nancy, of course, wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and ensure only the right people come in. Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue.
Whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented. The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.
After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back with nothing. Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back with nothing. That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.”
Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating. Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total. That night, Pelosi and her Democrat cohorts get together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he's cutting holes in the ice.”
And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.
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A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked
is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes"! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back.
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea,
"My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord
Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me...... I'm on disability."
For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is necessary.
For Those Who Do Not Understand, No Explanation is possible.
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