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Whether you support this guy:

Or this one:

Can we keep it fun?

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you mean the first lady

Except, they died to protect our right to do exactly that.

Supposedly. They MAY have died because people like President Caligula or Mitch McConnell thought they might earn a few bucks in the process, so they sent them on some pointless suicide mission.

Or maybe Caligula wanted to fuck his Eurohillbilly skank wife, and the only way he can get his syphillitic pindick up, is by gloating about the power he has to kill helpless kids like the ones in those coffins. And then HE wipes HIS ass with Old Glory, once he's finished taking a shit while tweet-bitching about how HE'S got it so much worse than any of those fallen soldiers.

...All while the poor saps actually BELIEVED that they were dying for some higher ideal.

Or maybe they just couldn't get any other damn job.

A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a Playboy magazine.

'I'll just hide behind the door, the preacher said to himself, 'and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.''If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! 'If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business-man, and that would be okay, too. 'But, if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and Lord, what a shame that would be. 'And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing bum.'

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the Silver Dollar and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold.

'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher whispered in horror, 'He’s going to be the next president!'

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