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FOR PETE'S PSYCH

I have a nephew named Pete who is in his mid 30s. Pete is a very handsome guy,makes a good living as a pharmacist, has his own beautifully furnished apartment in Manhattan, is a fantastic cook, dancer, a great personality: indeed a whole list of enviable things he has going for him.

With all his admirable qualities, Pete just cannot keep a girl friend. Believe me, I know Pete would love to settle down with a woman and raise a family. I feel bad for him because he's such a nice guy and so likeable. He puts so much effort into finding a partner and nurturing a relationship with women but the relationships never lasted.

The reason has been a cruel one, a blow that life has dealt Pete. He has a kind of" handicap" which I don't feel should be an issue but the stark reality is, even though he's such a great guy, he just could not satisfy women,sexually, that is , until recently. You see Pete has a small penis....a petite pecker that has sadly earned him the nickname of Pee Wee Pete.

YES. It's a brutal reality that Pete has had to endure his own life. I don't think anyone should be judged on how they perform in the bedroom. Poor Pee Wee has always had such a low feeling of self esteem because of his lack of being able to please his partner when they were intimate. He was never truly happy.

Living in Manhattan has its benefits and through Pete's friendships and contacts with many doctors , pharmaceuticals, and research centers, he decided to be a guinea pig in a never performed before operation in one of the city's most prestigious hospitals. A team of urologists, plastic surgeons, vascular surgeons, and veterinarians all collaborated in a 14 hour operation in which Pee Wee's manhood apparatus was transplanted with that of a horse. !!

The horse chosen for this grueling procedure was from a tall breed of working farm horses originally from Scotland: the well known clydesdales. These horses can be up to 7 feet high and weigh up to a ton. The clydesdales are well muscled and very strong which is one of the reasons the males are so well endowed and have an abundance of sexual stamina.

In this miraculous operation, the stallions urethra, testes, penis, prostate glands and bulbourethal glands which contribute fluid to the semen at ejaculation all seem to be functioning beautifully with no signs of rejection as is often the case with organ transplants.

About a week after coming home from the hospital, Pete's "schlong" has gone places that his previous male genitalia had not gone before. Within a month, Pete's life changed dramatically. His self esteem and confidence is higher than ever with his new equine equipment.

Pete has been asked out on dates from women all over the city as the word has spread of his masculine prowess. Even in the pharmacy where he works , women line up to ask him on advice of the most simple over the counter health items so they could ask him out or invite him to their home or apartment.

Pete is certain he can have as many ongoing relationships as he desires now. Pete has gone from a meek unsure guy in the bedroom to a gigolo with no chance of ever having erectile dysfunction.

My nephew Pete is still the great guy I've always known but now with the confidence he'll meet and keep the woman of his dreams one day. His sex life I'd have to say is the equivalent to winning the Triple Crown of horse racing. One odd addition to Pete's kitchen now is a well supplied assortment of cloves, alfalfa, and sugar cubes.

FOR PETE'S PSYCH

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