What? Politics is Funny?

[EddieDingo]

Whether you support this guy:

Or this one:

Can we keep it fun?

[Aggie]

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice, "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her, "I study law, and I know how to screw people."

[Aggie]

[Aggie]

[flippr 2.0]

[Dee Morris]

So, an Army sergeant is home on leave & gets to thinking to herself, "I haven't been to confession for a while and I should.  I'll go today." So she heads down to the church, goes into the confession booth & says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I punched out 2 people, one who'd bombed a Planned Parenthood clinic & got off on a technicality and a Trump supporter."  Priest chuckles & says, "Oh, my child; we're here to talk about your sins, not your community service."

[TeeBubbaDee]

 PLEASE sign my petition, and then SHARE it!!!! Trump is a nut job, and I want everyone to know it.  http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/763/953/288/...

[darroll]

Trump,?

Read a few posts here.

[Snagg]

Yeah, right. Anybody who disagrees with the dumbest drunk on TBD must be crazy.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Bet you didn't even read the petition, did you darrol?

[darroll]

Liberal talking points bore me.

You have a agenda for everything, partner.

My fun is sitting back and watching liberals dealing with middle east issues or any issues that require thought.

[Shadowman]

It is not the liberals running the show, it is the Republicans controlling congress and they are so sick of themselves not one of them will take up leadership.  And rest assured, when one of these Tea Party Whackodooles takes  the spot, they will respond to, "dealing with middle east issues or any issues that require thought" and mass shootings by passing yet another law against abortion.

[Snagg]

Sez the ignorant traitor who thinks that making Vladimir Putin President of the USA will put chickenshit, mouth-flapping rednecks like him back on top of the world.

Amazing. And this stupid drunk really and truly believes himself to have a brilliant mind, a giant brain that easily and successfully solves difficult, complex national and international problems.