What? Politics is Funny?

[EddieDingo]

Whether you support this guy:

Or this one:

Can we keep it fun?

[Snagg]

Today in history: Congress passes the 19th Amendment, giving women the vote.

FOX News blames this on a conspiracy to elect Hillary Clinton.

[darroll]

Does she give away free phones too?

[Snagg]

....You mean that carefully and deliberately falsified, lying-wingnut urban legend ? THIS one ?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp

[Aggie]

Hillary's husband started giving the free cell phones.

[Snagg]

I've never heard it called THAT before.

[Shadowman]

Actually, "The Lifeline program originated in 1984, during the administration of Ronald Reagan; it was expanded in 1996..." From the Snopes fact checker 

Reagan was generous, he also gave away aid to the Taliban.

[darroll]

Something free= two votes.

[Aggie]

beer equals one vote.

[Snagg]

Believing whatever FOX News says = Wasting a vote you're too stupid to deserve.

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Aggie]

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"

"First Place," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio says "this is mine."

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the heck is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.

[darroll]

Boy Liberals are sure bull headed.

I guess they just love free stuff and watching CNN.

Can one of them ever say "we can't afford that?" Fox really pissed me off about the cops being taunted by the black party crashers. They said that the cops had no business giving that black girl a nose full of grass.

I would of threw her on  the sidewalk instead of on the soft grass. Liberals seem a little short of manners.