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What? Politics is Funny?
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Permalink Reply by darroll on
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There was once a guy who name was Al.
He used uncalibrated thermometers to make himself rich.
Tax cuts for the rich?
We are all in the same tax code and when the rich get a tax break, so do I.
Do you think our rich leaders are going to tax themselves?
Where Obama was born? I know the government would not lie to us.
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Permalink Reply by Snagg on
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Just keep on drinking that Kool-Aid, darroll...I know it makes you feel smart, but, well...
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; We were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it."
"Well, " said the big Croc, "What have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you, " replied the small Croc.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch the m?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch the m?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat ’em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem.
You’re not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there’s nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
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Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on
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An eminent statesman was being driven rapidly by his chauffeur, when the car struck and killed a dog that leaped in front of it. At the statesman's order, the chauffeur stopped the car, and the great man got out and hurried back to where a woman was standing by the remains.
The dead dog's mistress was deeply grieved, and more deeply angered. As the statesman attempted to address her placatingly, she turned on him wrathfully, and told him just what she thought, which was considerable and by no means agreeable. When, at last, she paused for breath, the culprit tried again to soothe her, saying:
"Madam, I shall be glad to replace your dog."
The woman drew herself up haughtily, looked the statesman up and down, then hissed:
"Well, I guess you'll do!"
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