The Thunderbolt Of Flaming Wisdom

[ProblemAgain]

i was tempted to see if i could get that embroidered on my shorts...

The Thunderbolt Of Flaming Wisdom

We tend to think of Buddhist monks living a very spartan lifestyle, shunning earthly indulgences. But 500 years ago, a Tibetan monk named Drupkka Kunley enjoyed the kind of sex life that would make Hugh Hefner seem like a virgin. Although he accomplished much during his lifetime, including introducing Buddhism to Bhutan and building the Chimi Lhakhang monastery, Kunley was best known for his campaign of romance.
Kunley preached enlightenment through sex, earning the title “The Saint of 5,000 Women.” The monk, perpetually drenched in alcohol, claimed to be able to change demonesses into good deities by striking them with his penis, which became known as “The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom,” clearly the coolest nickname for a dude’s manhood ever.

[frenchy]

yeah that is a pretty cool nickname .. i just call mine george ..i really do,  and its a true story .. i had this plant manager where i worked who wasn't really my boss as i answered to the owner but he was such a dick .. many was the time we'd go round and round over stupid shit . my job was to keep production goin and run the warehouse for all the weatherproof items we sold .. and he was tryin to give me such a hard time one day i got really pissed at him and told him .. ya know you are such a prick .. and i made sure i said it loud enough so everybody could hear cause i was pretty much at my wits end with him .. sometimes you can push somebody over the edge and i wasn't about to let him do that to me .. so i told him , as a matter of fact you're such a prick that i named my dick after you .. say hello to little george you prick .. so he said excuse me ?? i said ok i apologize .. i said that wrong .. i should have said say hello to big george you little prick , as i pointed to my dick .. well he got the idea and walked away and everybody in earshot was laughin hysterically cause they all knew he was a prick .. and it just might have dawned on him that he was too .. if not then he was dumber than i thought he was .. so anyway .. thats the story .. the true story of how my manhood got his name .. you might say he earned it the old fashioned way cause he's a prick too .. got me in more trouble than i care to recall .. anyway you can see why i'd never wanna call that shithead the thunderbolt of flaming wisdom ..you gotta earn a nickname like that .. 

[Wayne Goodwin]

Just don't think I could beat that story ...but I like it .

[crestofwaves]

I'd like to meet the thunderbolt of flaming wisdom.  Interesting feller.

[blithe spirit]

I'm thinking from the name that this guy subscribed to the little brain big brain theory and his penis contained the wisdom ☺️.

[Wayne Goodwin]

I think compared to him I was given a match stick that was wet ?