Just Sitting Here Watching The World Go Round

[uno,dos,3]

This sure beats Wisconsin weather although the weather here has been effected negatively by the polar attack on the U S of A. Even though I strutted around in new knee high black socks, bermudas, and matching white belt and shoes......I drew little interest from the ladies......go figure.....here I am in the land of head and not a nibble........maybe tomorrow I'll try a comb over. On the plus side...... in Wisconsin I was reduced to being one of' the 'walking dead'......mall walking in endless circles with other oldsters.........here in Hilton Head I get to walk on beaches and look at the ocean.

Luckily the timeshare complex I'm renting from has a full array of activities....bingo, sand dollar painting, team trivia, movie of the week etc...........I'm starting to think Savannah and hookers.......although I am conflicted because of my respect for women........oh look....the resort has a craft extravaganza.......where's my wallet....I'm out of here.

[uno,dos,3]

I knew you were a big fan of the genre'. The only film that I was not proud of was 'Choking the Chicken'.....I'm kind of an animal rights advocate.........other than that I have a very impressive body of work.

[uno,dos,3]

Now I've gotten invited to a corn hole tournament (seriously). Either my porn experience is public knowledge or corn hole has a different meaning in the South.

This could be interesting......or not. 

[Dell]

I am thinking you might miss this one...neither definition of the activity promises a positive outcome. Perhaps taking a voyuer approach from a safe distance would give the opportunity to observe, yet maintain the safety concerns...Then if positive outcome seems likely.....charge ahead. I have complete faith in your judgement in these matters. Oh, after my return from Spain I find the bail money fund, though dented, is still sufficient for you to feel free to explore the posibilities of Hilton Head.

[dwalt]

Oh  heck..if you get "in trouble" I'll chip in to get you out. However you do get 3 meals and a bed free...

[uno,dos,3]

Thanks dwalt and Dell it's comforting to know that you both stand behind me......figuratively.

I have considerable jail experience.....in fact I got in touch with my feminine side while incarcerated. Sometimes early in the morning while 1/2 awake I put my boxers on backwards forgetting that I'm no longer in prison.

[dwalt]

Never thought about that but good thinking.  I bet you never dropped the soap either.

[uno,dos,3]

Thanks again dwalt.....you are so complimentary........it greatly helps my fragile self esteem. As you can imagine I still have many issues to work through. Luckily Bubba is doing a life term so I feel somewhat safe. At heart I'm a manly, man.........I intend to stop writing to Bubba one of these days. 

[dwalt]

Well I hate to break it to you but I'm sure he has a new "friend".

[uno,dos,3]

Thanks.......I needed that.

[dwalt]

Hey, anything for you.  We have been friends so long I just had to tell you.

[uno,dos,3]

Well if I can do anything for you........once your back is better........just let me know.

[dwalt]

Well there is always the issue of your insurance money.  Remember I know where the bodies are.