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This winter I've arrived at Hilton Head to 'escape from Wisconsin'. This is my first time here...I'm a virgin (so to speak). I chose Hilton Head because I share an affinity for some of the same recreational pursuits as Paris Hilton......when I saw that there was an island that was apparently named as a tribute to her.....well I knew that's where I was meant to be...true South. So here I am.....waiting for my BIG moment.......or minute, if I'm on my game. Carly Simon is singing anticipation in MY head. Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm not marriage material.....but never say never.....you never know, the insurance money might run out. In the meantime I'm trying to stay awake until bar time......I find that I have more success with women when they already are having a difficult time standing up.

 'I love Paris....my oh my do I love Paris'.....she might possibly be age inappropriate for me....but I always felt that a certain age was much less important then having a woman who was inappropriate. Wish me luck!! I'm trying to strike a blow for the elderly. 

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or the economy size....

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Gee, thanks, PA!

That woman is nuts for sure.

uno,   Best of luck....I understand she really likes Marbella....If I see her here first I will let her know you are waiting.

Best of luck! I understand she really likes Marbella....If I see her here I will let her know you are waiting. Glad to help!

Best of luck....I understand she really likes Marbella....If I see her here first I will let her know you are waiting.

Dell..You are stuttering!!

Dell's known me for a long time and he knows that I'm not a good listener.

I have known dwalt a long time too. She knows I stutter!

you guys are funny.. maybe could bring that act on the road .. 

I am on the road.

Actually I am on the road too!

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