Be good to yourself so you won't resent being good to others.
Ladies first. (-:
If you are going to insist on standing up, for God's sake AIM!
If you give me the Gold I get to Rule....hows that?
sounds good to me
there are two laws of my faith-
An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will.
The Rule Of Three:
What Ye Send Out, Comes Back To Thee.
Try not to piss anybody off and be happy.
Don't argue with anyone who has a gun.
Never fish off the rocks, if they are wet
always have cold beer in the fridge
Piss the boss off ,at least once a week
and try to hit cane toads with my golf club,through any open windows,that includes any passing cars.
I remember when I was a kid in NYC nailing a taxi's cabbie with an open window right in the schnoz with a snowball. It was funny until I noticed the guy getting out of the car to kill me was a lot bigger and meaner.
never trust anyone over 30.
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle.
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