I did that?

[imaginethat]

What is the most illegal thing you have done on accident?

[flippr 2.0]

you're a monster

[The Dyslexic Dodger]

"One of these days I just might tell ya about the ones I did on purpose.- TeeBubbs

...Debotchery at its finest no doubt!

[TeeBubbaDee]

Just about anything he thought he could get away with.  ;-)

[The Dyslexic Dodger]

good score Bubba!

[LoveLife&Laughter]

I go through a box of Cheerios and Raisin Bran a week.  I'm a cereal killer.

[CaliforniaNow]

groannnn!

[Kim]

I was the BEST behaved child...EVER....REALLY I was!! Listened to my parents, teachers, barely even knew what a spanking was until ONE day in FIRST GRADE.... I was in a store with my mom just before school started. I was in First Grade so I could read and comprehend the word "free" so I TOOK whatever it was at the checkout. I wasn't even sure what it WAS but the cover was pretty. So, there I am, at the back of the class, bored as heck because I already KNEW how to read so I took out my FREEBIE and read THAT instead of listening to what the student teacher was explaining  about phonics.  I soon discovered they were MATCHES and followed the instructions on the cover which said, "Close before striking". I DID and to my COMPLETE shock and surprise, I was holding a FLAMING match so I threw it in my desk before anyone found out and well.....my desk burst into flames, of course!!! I can STILL see that young woman RUNNING back to my desk and pulling ONE paper out which pulled ALL the others out (YES...a VERY messy desk!!) and she took off her sandal and beat at the flames till they were OUT.  When my REAL teacher returned the next day....OH CRAP was I in trouble....Mrs. Tylka and the paddle with the HOLES in it!!

 

A few months later, I got in trouble for showing some kids (A.K.A. boys) my underwear. I mentioned I had underwear that said "Wednesday" on it and someone didn't believe I had WORDS on my underwear. I didn't KNOW it was ILLEGAL and worthy of the paddle!! 

Well, I was a GOOD kid but I guess I just wasn't very GOOD at getting through FIRST GRADE!! LOL!!

[CaliforniaNow]

I know, right?  Nevertheless, great stories.  Kids just do what kids should do, being kids.  Kinda like having a pet and expecting way too much from it.

[imaginethat]

In second grade I had a crush on a boy. I got my scissors out to get a lock of hair....I sat behind him....and the teacher saw me! Oh crap! I never even dreamed of being in trouble at home or school. But, I did get a lecture and was grounded for a couple weeks. I never did that again, or even thought of doing it again after that.

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