Walmart Obscenity
Walmart Obscenity
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these just keep coming...
nothing i can say can top this....
"When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused."
Man busted for exposure offers a novel explanation
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AUGUST 10--A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.
Travis Keen, 28, was busted on an obscenity charge and booked into the Ouachita Parish jail, where he is being held in lieu of $5000 bail.
Keen, pictured in the mug shot at right, was collared after a witness reported to police that a man driving a Ford Taurus drove past him “with his penis exposed.” The witness, who tailed the Ford as it drove around a Walmart parking lot in Monroe, told cops that when the suspect “saw a female in the parking lot he would stop and watch them.”
When Officer Colby Spillers confronted him, Keen reportedly “stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.”
Thankfully, Keen did not further detail what it was about the retailer that so turned him on. Perhaps it was just the people of Walmart.
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Permalink Reply by ProblemAgain on
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Man Cuffs Self To Woman Who Declined Dates
Taco Bell employee pursued coworker for past month
AUGUST 11--A Georgia man who has been pestering a female coworker at Taco Bell for a date handcuffed himself to the woman in a bizarre incident that landed him in shackles and facing a felony false imprisonment rap.
Love-struck weirdo Jason Dean, 24, allegedly handcuffed the 18-year-old woman Monday night in the parking lot of the fast food joint in Ringgold, according to a police report. The teenager was freed after other Taco Bell workers convinced Dean, pictured in the mug shot at right, to release her.The victim, cops reported, had repeatedly rebuffed Dean’s advances over the past month and even had her work shift changed to avoid her creepy would-be suitor.
When Dean was arrested last night, he was in possession of the pair of handcuffs believed to have been slapped on the coworker.
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nothin' says true love like handcuffs...cepting maybe tattoos...
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Permalink Reply by crestofwaves on
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As a girl, I was assaulted by someone we called Rudy the Nudie. I remember thinking, "Jerk." My friends and I laughed.
As a woman, I was assualted by a man in Burlington Coat factory who exposed himself to me. I felt violated, truly. I couldn't have sex for a few weeks, and I was in my early thirties.
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on behalf of my side of the species, jo, i tender my apologies as a man. i wish we didn't have such examples but we do...i'd nail his junk to a stump and let you set fire to the stump if it would make you feel better...
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