ahhhhh so that explains why....

[ProblemAgain]

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Eating chicken makes kids gay, top Colombian model claims

3/19/2013

Proving that being hot, crazy and voluble isn't just the province of American beauties like Jenny McCarthy, Colombian model Natalia Paris has decided to go public with her theory that eating chicken makes children gay. Paris based her theory on reports that claimed chickens are being injected with female hormones to speed up their growth, "which means that these 7-, 8-, 9- and 10-year-old children [who are eating chicken] are having their feminine hormones accelerated ... and are starting to become homosexual." Right. It is worth noting that Paris never graduated from high school, so maybe we should take her scientific insights with a grain of salt.

[ProblemAgain]

ahhhh so that explains it all..it's them hormones...so you give the feminine hormones to the boys and they become homosexual and the girls get them and they become lesbians...ohhhh wait....something's wrong here......lesseee now boys become more girlie and like boys and girls become more girlie and like girls....oh well back to the drawing board with that theory

[Wayne Goodwin]

Oh my , I have eaten ton's of Chicken in my life . I in my past could eat two whole chickens at one sitting . I stopped that . KFC don't sell me no chicken anymore , way to pricy . Mom used to dress me up like a girl when i was born . Think she wanted a girl in the first place . Now i have worn some wigs in my singing performances . I haven ever thought i wanted to be Gay , But i sure do love Lesbians . Maybe only a woman knows how to make a lady scream . Guess I'll never know .

[Lifesighs]

She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and I hate to make presumptions but she's probably been introduced to some things that make you high. DUH!

[frenchy]

gee.. i dunno .. i'm not sayin i believe her but ain't that what they do to a guy who wants to be a girl ?? give em a ton of estrogen and he'll start to develop knockers and curves and lose facial hair?? and don't he lose the ability to get a boner too from all that ?? all thats left is the actual operation .. i dunno what all the hormones would do as far as his attraction to the opposite sex would be tho ?? i'm a little bit murky on that point..so i can see how she reasoned out this hypothesis .. i'm just not sure if she did all the math to get her conclusion or not ..