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an AHAH moment....
geee you just never know where inspiration might come from, do you? i mean i am wandering around reading the news and such and stumble across an article on halle berry. OF COURSE i had to read this.....and had a huge brain fart...or inspiration as we call it in the trade....
Halle Berry sprays perfume between her thighs
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Halle Berry in 2012.
Halle Berry: How to Spray Perfume 101! "The Call" star visited "Conan" on Wednesday and blew host Conan O'Brien's mind when she told him how to properly wear a fragrance.
After styling a sexy little black dress that showed off her massive cleavage on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Monday, Berry, 46, took O'Brien's stage wearing a low-cut black blouse with see-through lace sides.
Berry gave O'Brien another shock during her interview while discussing her unisex fragrance, Closer. The host decided to test the fragrance for himself, but didn't spray it correctly.
"You don't put perfume on the palm of your hand!" Berry scolded O'Brien.
"Where do you put it? Do you dab a little? I don't know what to do!" he said. "Feel free to touch me anywhere that you want."
"Okay, take your pants off," Berry joked back.
But actually, the actress, who has released a total of five perfumes over the years, was only half-joking. "The way you're supposed to wear fragrance, you're supposed to spray it in between your thighs," she said. "Then it heats up and the aroma rises up all day long. And when you hug somebody you don't leave your scent on them. That's true. That's how you're supposed to wear it."
The revelation made O'Brien's jaw drop. "Oh my God, I've never heard that before. I just time traveled while you were saying that . . . " he said. "My God. That was fantastic."
http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2013/03/14/17315839-halle...
Now just think for a second.....men aren't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier as most of us know...and that isn't fabio at the head of the table in most houses...that's joe whose idea of dressing up involves his newest nfl sweatshirt or a nascar tshirt...you really think floral or froofroo scents are gonna attract him? (well maybe for a minute or so..or even long enough to get thirsty for another brewski)....but anyway, on to joe's wife...and other normal women...yeah...you..and you and you ...but anyway...the problem i gather is joe needs a little coaching in the romance department...i mean he may be bringing home the bacon but he really isn't uhhhh doing a great job on that main dish from what i've been hearing.....and here comes the good part - the inspiration as it were.....take one from column a and one from column b and we come up with, using ms berry's expertise on applying perfume, and the natural tendencies of men,, BACON perfume......THAT'S RIGHT!!!! Sheer genius!!!...think about it.....i hear the complaints...."hubby doesn't like to go downtown"....hubby doesn't think turnabout is fair play ...this takes care of that!! he won't even have to be nudged or coaxed......hubby gonna be enjoying his bacon and wife is gonna be smiling....it's a win-win.....even a win win win situation for those who want to invest...i smell the aroma of profits (and some frying bacon too)..i await the clamor of offers from eager investors...
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Permalink Reply by Kim on
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You know, i was reading an article a few years ago and it was saying mens favorite fragrances are ones that smell like dessert. Kinda vanilly and candyish and i begn thinking like YOU...WHY not perfume that smells like steak and bacon....LOL!! On a similar note, i never undestand why candle companies. Dont come up with ones that smell like bacon and eggs, bef stew, Chinese Food, lasagna, etc..hmmm?
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Permalink Reply by ProblemAgain on
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hey could work for men's fragrances too...."oh darling i smell knackwurst in the air"
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sooo does that mean you could redefine 'bacon bits'?
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Permalink Reply by blithe spirit on
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Instead of bacon bits...how about covering your bits with bacon...or course it's been thought of already...a visual perhaps?
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Have to have a matching set..right?
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that reminds me....isn't breakfast the most important meal of the day....?
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Permalink Reply by frenchy on
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i was watchin one of them discover docs awhile back and they were tryin to match men and women up by scents.. so they made the guys play some basketball and workup a sweat and take off their t shirts .. they made the women do some arobics and turn in their shirts too .. and then they put their t shirts on the table and let the girls sniff the guys shirts and the guys sniff the girls shirts.. all the while they had electrodes on em and were recordin any sudden changes when they sniffed somethin that got a reaction .. they also let the girls look at the guys pics in rapid succession and recorded that too .. maybe 10 seconds or so on each pic .. did the same with the women pics for the guys .. then they has a swingin swari and invited the guys and girls and they predicted who would hookup with who just from the t shirt sniffin and the pic lookin .. there were 10 guys and 10 girls and later had a couple of male and female interlopers that weren't part of the study.. they got 6 out of ten right and would have gotten 7 if not for the interlopers .. oh yeah durin the swari they brought in pizza for the guys cause they said it was a real aphrodesiac for them and sliced cucumbers to get the women all wet .. yeah i know .. cucumbers .. not big giant ones now mind you.. but sliced .. somethin about the smell . they said that guys liked lavender too .. i find that a woman who wears vanilla is very sexy .. and coconut too .. but i wasn't part of the study so it could just be me ..
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there's a whole lot more that goes on than we even know about down in the lizard brain section of us...
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and sure makes this commercial seem different ...
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I KNEW IT was a good idea ....and see somebody stole the basic thought of it ....
Finally, the Bacon Condom Has Arrived
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More than most other products, condoms seem to arouse people's creative ingenuity.
There are glow-in-the-dark condoms, Scotch whiskey-flavored McCondoms, dinosaur-shaped condoms and condoms printed with ruler measurements (presumably for men who feel they have something to prove).
And now, a bacon condom. It was only a matter of time.
J & D's Foods, whose corporate mission statement is, "Everything should taste like bacon," has announced its latest product, a condom that's patterned to look like a pinkish-red slab of bacon and is flavored with the company's Baconlube, according to the New York Daily News.
The company claims the condoms are "made in America of the highest-quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you're makin' bacon," Fox News reports.
"feeling peckish sweetheart? How bout a little bacon maybe?"
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