Thoughts From The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool

[uno,dos,3]

I've been spending most of my winter 'escape from Wisconsin' in Las Vegas. Here in Sin city I have done my part in supporting single moms by frequenting strip clubs and availing myself to the services of ladies of the night. I've started to reflect on my behaviors and I'm thinking of changing my ways.........money has no place in relationships.......o.k., so it might have a place......but I'm on a fixed income. I'm thinking about concentrating on consensual relationships........but I'm having difficulty in figuring out how to con women into sensual acts. Any suggestions? I know liquor and drugs work but they seem kind of devious. I figure it's never too late to work on self improvement.  

[frenchy]

so does sex ..

[ProblemAgain]

oh by the way...welcome back uno....are you out on bail or was there a lack of evidence? anyway nice to see you back and feeling festive...

[WildBillJohnson]

I always thought sex was dancing - well at least the way I do it... right Whisper?

[ProblemAgain]

oh and in my never-ending efforts to try to help people, here is a link to a post where they have lots of free apps and other things like restaurant stuff so you can save up enough money to afford a relationship...or at least what passes for one in a neon motel room..(but that's extra too)

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[crestofwaves]

Pat: That's what I said about the dancing!  Those country dances are soooooooooo romantic. If all goes well, I'll be dancing tomorrow night!  But snow is on the way.  I hope it's only a dusting.

[Karin M Fichtner]

My second husband used to say, "Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire".  He wouldn't dance with me, either.  So I'd go out with my girlfriends when he was on the river.  It worked out ok.  He said he and I should go someplace where they dance together.  He said if someone asked me to dance, he'd be ok with it.  The man stood 6 ft 4 in. tall and weighed 300 lbs.......who was going to ask me to dance.......a fella with a death wish?????!!