Thoughts From The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool

[uno,dos,3]

I've been spending most of my winter 'escape from Wisconsin' in Las Vegas. Here in Sin city I have done my part in supporting single moms by frequenting strip clubs and availing myself to the services of ladies of the night. I've started to reflect on my behaviors and I'm thinking of changing my ways.........money has no place in relationships.......o.k., so it might have a place......but I'm on a fixed income. I'm thinking about concentrating on consensual relationships........but I'm having difficulty in figuring out how to con women into sensual acts. Any suggestions? I know liquor and drugs work but they seem kind of devious. I figure it's never too late to work on self improvement.  

[dwalt]

At our age I am a firm believer you can't teach an old dog new "tricks".  Stick with the drugs and liquor....

[uno,dos,3]

I knew I could count on you dwalt. Sometimes in the morning when everything seems so fresh and clean it makes me feel kind of dirty and I think about becoming a better person.......I tend to forget that I like feeling dirty. You provde me with a sense of 'balance'.

[dwalt]

I guess that's what I'm here for.  Or are we two peas in a pod??  By the waqy, what in the hell is a pod???

[uno,dos,3]

It's the fibrous material that encases the peas.......don't worry your pretty little head with such weighty issues dwalt......just concentrate on pleasing your man......life is so much easier when two people have the same goal.

[crestofwaves]

Dance with them.  It's even better than sex.  Dance dance dance, especially those couples country dances like Shadow or Blue Roses or Traveling Cha cha or El Paso--Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Feeling sensual just thinking about them.  Or slow dance to "Ill Never Smile Again" or "The Very Thought of You"--oh yes. Definitely " The Very Thought of You."

Good luck, Uno!  Let us know the details.

[dwalt]

Umm, I'll take sex over dancing any day.  I'm not a good dancer.

[crestofwaves]

You know what?  I'm not so sure.  If I were offered a night out at the Colorado dancing, I think I would take it.  I've been married a while now.  It's the same guy.  I love him, but at this point, I think I would take dancing. Plus, I'm a little older than you. 

Usually sex follows dancing.  We were supposed to go this weekend, but I think more snow is coming and my husband works the snow.  Dang!

[uno,dos,3]

You have a good attitude dwalt.......I usually dance on my way home after sex.......sort of like Fred Astaire.....only sleazier.

I wouldn't mind dancing before sex.........but I might have to work on my physical conditioning first.......although the idea of getting all sweaty prior to sex has more then a little appeal. 

[crestofwaves]

All sweaty prior to sex!  That might work, too.

[dwalt]

Well ya'll go dancing.  I'm sticking with the sex.

[crestofwaves]

BOTH.  I want BOTH, lol.  But if I had to choose, and I already had sex recently, I'd choose dancing.

 

[uno,dos,3]

If I had dancing recently I'd choose sex.