Portfolio

[Slim]

Soupman, Inc.  is up today!!

How are your stocks doing?

[Slim]

I own a teeny-tiny little bit of stock just for fun.  I usually break even at the end of the year and could make more if I put it into a money market savings account, but watching it is like watching a good sporting event.  You get to cheer the upswings and curse the losses.

[Stir Young]

I've diversified my holdings.   Some of it is in a coffee can buried under a hemlock tree in the side yard, while the rest of it is in an empty Mayo jar buried beneath a poplar tree out back.

I'm doing much better having it invested this way, as compared to when I had an official money manager looking out for my best interests.

[Snagg]

I made an excellent batch of chicken stock a month ago, and have used some of it to make Egg Drop Soup a couple of times. Thanks for asking.

[Slim]

Soupman won't continue to rise if you keep making your own!!  No more soup for you!!

[Aggie]

Slim are you the soup nazi?

 

[Aggie]

My stock is doing good at farm right now.

[Aggie]

I sold 4 bulls yesterday.

[Aggie]

After 101 years my bank stock is doing well.

[Dot]

I have a real nice leather portfolio. Am I suppose to put something in it??

[Slim]

Don't put chicken stock in it. Snagg's portfolio must be vinyl.

[P.A.]

I actually do own a bit of stock and it has been doing well lately. If the Republicans get back in charge I will very quickly sell it all and use Stirs method.

[Slim]

Stir no longer owns any stock.  He shouldn't have posted the location of the coffee can.