Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[Aggie]

Would you like to adopt a cow?

 

 

[TeeBubbaDee]

You can't be late until you show up.

[Bob Stepp]

Where ever you go, there you will be.

[Aggie]

You cannot fix stupid.

[TeeBubbaDee]

The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

[Slim]

These days you're not even safe in a mental institution. 

[Goldilocks46]

:-(

[KatVoll]

Last week I sliced my finger open while using a dull knife.  So I bought a new, really sharp knife.  Today I sliced my finger open, same spot, one finger over, because the knife is so sharp.  I'm running out of band-aides.

[Bob Stepp]

Hope you don't run out of fingers.

[KatVoll]

:~)  Maybe I should just give up cooking.

[Aggie]

Or get some chain mail gloves.

 

[TeeBubbaDee]

"Be yourself" is the worst advise you can give some people.