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Texas in July
You Know You Are In Texas In July When...
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is: "What if I get knocked out, end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out, and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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C'mon Y'all, I know you have some to add to the list!
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is: "What if I get knocked out, end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out, and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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C'mon Y'all, I know you have some to add to the list!
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Permalink Reply by Zickbee on
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This list sounds like it could apply to Arizona, too. Sun Tea! Mmm! Can't make that in Tennessee - too humid. ;) -
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Permalink Reply by Lynn Drake H on
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Well Aggie - I asked for it... and you gave.... Thanks for all these - they are great!
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Permalink Reply by Dexter South on
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Well, it was so hot yesterday , there was a knock at the door and I looked down and it was a catfish asking for a drink of water... but my wife wouldn't let him in til I pulled all the ticks off him...
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