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You're killing me Smalls.....
This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on
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Observations:
WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.I have kleptomania,
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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Did I ever tell you guys about the time me and Robbie went out and got drunk? We had hit every bar in Largo, and were stinking drunk. I wanted to call a cab, but Robbie insisted on driving. Robbie had his RV up to 110 miles an hour when he ran us into a bridge abutment. Well, most of you guys know Robbie and me well enough that you won't be surprised when I tell you we both ended up in hell. If you've never been to hell, there is a door in, and a loooooong hallway with rooms on each side, (everybody gets their own personal hell) and at the other end of the hallway is where the Devil sits, presiding over all of his minions. Well, I'd been there about a week and just couldn't stand it. I went to the devil and asked if there was a way I could possibly do to get out of hell. The Devil told me he would turn me loose on one condition. I had to take his wife to bed and totally satisfy her. Well, I'm not going to get into any of the gruesome details, but will give you a couple of seconds to conjure up in your mind a picture of the Devil's wife... Just think nasty, vile, gross, snaggle toothed, etc. etc.
OK, I can see you understand that this was a horrible situation to be in, but I really wanted out of hell, so I did what I had to do. After I was done, I went to the Devil and said it was time for him to hold up his end of the bargain, and he said I could go. I started walking down the hall way so I could get to the door out, but as I got close to the door I happened to glance in a room, and there was Robbie in bed with d's girl. I mean WTF!! I got so pissed, I turned around and went back to the Devil. I demanded to know why I had to make love to his nasty wife, while Robbie was in bed with d's girl.
The Devil said, Well ya know what? d's wanted out too.
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Permalink Reply by Merry on
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My Dad designed stained glass windows for churches and painted on them too. Anyway he was in Benhiem's in NY and as an extra they gave him a pair of blue glass eyes with his order and told him to put them into someone's martini as a gag. OK so he goes back to the studio and the window he's working on burns up at noon while he's firing it in the kiln during lunch. I was maybe 3 yrs old and my Dad came home just as we were getting ready for bed and he said; "You'll never guess what happened to me today." I was firing a stained glass window of the devil and I went to lunch and smelled something burning and went back and looked at the kiln and there were flames of fire that looked like the fires of hell coming out of the kiln and the devil jumped out and started chasing me around the room! So I picked up a board and smacked him on the back of the head and OUT POPPED his eyes and the devil was scrambling all over looking for his eyes and I picked them up and put them in my pocket and here they are!!!!!! He pulled out the glass doll's eyes and showed them to us. Mom was freaking out that he told such a story. I don't know about my brother and sister but I thought it was wonderful.
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