three greatest lies

[exgovie]

1. The check is in the mail

2. Of course I will respect you in the morning
or depending who you are talking to
No I will not cXX in your mouth

3. I am from the government and I am here to help you

[Lobo]

"Your phone call is very important to us...."
"I promise, if I am elected, to do everything in my power to make sure your concerns are voiced in Congress!"
"I feel your pain!"

[Lowell Brandon]

"The bus is always on time."

"The taxi company said 5 minutes."

"Don't worry, I'm a good driver."