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Permalink Reply by Snagg on
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Well, just got the computer back after a week in the shop...Sounds like this place went to hell in that time. Yeesh, can't I leave you people alone for a few days without you getting yer arms ripped off or your heinies gouged by carnivorous plants? You're like children. Brother.
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Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on
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Hey, you're gonna have to prove you are the real Snagg and not a facsimile pod replacement from some semi-religious Jehovah's Witnesses cult.
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There were some perfectly polite Jehovah's that have been coming around here lately, and they were just too darn sweet (little old ladies) for me to unleash the swamp rats on them. I'd just answer the door, smile unsettlingly at them and wave them off, muttering something about "damned freaks INTERRUPTING MY WORK! Those anthrax brownies ain't gonna BAKE THEMSELVES!!!"
My fiance, though, got fed up with the literature they started stuffing in our mailbox and chased them off. Nice to see that she's getting back her fighting spirit.
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Permalink Reply by Quinn on
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I am so tired of smug, superior, self-absorbed, egotiscal, know-it-alls.
*sigh*
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Permalink Reply by Stir Young on
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Well, you'll be happy to know I've recently enrolled in several 12 step programs to hopefully help me with my issues! ;-0
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Whew.....
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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These are actual comments made by Texas Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Cause yhat's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime Information Center )
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Your good Aggie!!!!
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