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Ranting and Raving
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Very well said Snagg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Slayer Dug on
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Kudos, Snagg!!! Very well stated.
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Some scenes from the bigger battle. Were you there? If not, shut up.
Scene 1 - The enemy...Westboro Cultists.
Scene 2 - The people standing in solidarity....
Scene 3 - Veteran motorcyclists roaring past the hatemongering Westboro cultists.....
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Permalink Reply by darroll on
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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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I waited almost 3 weeks for the new dishwasher to be delivered and hooked up. 5 minutes after the guy left, I noticed that it was kinda cockeyed in the whole. The door stuck out about 1/2 inch farther on one side. I went, Oh well, in the big scheme of things, not a real biggie, and something I could probably remedy myself. Just loosen a couple screws and reposition. But my hip has been giving me fits for a week, so I just figured it would just have to wait. I loaded it up and hit normal wash, and start. Nothing. Did it again, the lights lit up, and it started. After about 5 minutes, I didn't hear it running, but know these things cycle on and off, so didn't think too much about it. About 5 minutes later, I checked, and there are no lights on telling me it is running. I hit normal wash again, and start again. Nothing happened except the lights flashing. Waited 5 minutes, and hit cancel cycle. Now I have different flashing lights, but it won't cancel. Open door, close door, turn off breaker, turn on breaker. Nothing but flashing lights. Call Home Depot, they'll call back in less than an hour. They call back almost 2 hours later. They will bring a new one in 5 days. But now I have a dishwasher that has several inches of dirty water in the bottom that is going to look like and smell like pond scum by next Tuesday. CRAP!!!!!
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