There once was a man from Nantucket...

[DannyO]

No, it wasn't me.  Let's clear the air on that point.

I've started a new group, titled "Dirty lyrics, doggerel, and other filthy crap", to discuss such matters as the physique of and capabilities thus endowed to the eponymous Nantucketter, or whatever else comes up.

Since the topic of this group is the art of obscenity, it is to be expected that the discussions will contain obscenities and may offend some, or perhaps all, readers.  You have been warned, and will receive no additional warning.  Stay away if that sort of thing doesn't make you laugh, or if there are children or impressionable adults in the room.

Other than an acceptance of ribald gutter-talk describing anatomically unpleasant or unlikely events, the usual rules apply.  The fact that you can use four-letter words here doesn't mean that you can abuse them.  We must use them with mutual respect and love.

[Bob Stepp]

Just another sex talk group.......no thank you...

[Jaylee53]

sex is not a four letter word.....just saying...

[DannyO]

Bob: if this is how you talk about sex, you're doing it wrong.

[Chez moi]

Have fun with it, Danny. I hope you can get Dallas feeling creative again - he does such great doggerel.

[stillgoing]

When's August?

[DannyO]

Well, here's something.

http://teebeedee.ning.com/group/dirtylyricsdoggerelandotherfilthycr...

[DannyO]

Yeah, I knew I was taking a risk by focusing on homomorphisms in the first post.

But if it's not going to work out, it might as well not work out right away, is my motto.

[Faye Greener]

Is your real name Lenny Bruce?

[Slayer Dug]

Joke 'em if they can't take a !!!@#%*%#@!!!