Words of Wisdom

[Jaylee53]

Bits and pieces of sound advice....

Give it to me...I need some to pass on to my sons that I seem to have been remiss.

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   "A parent's only as good
   as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets
   robbed by a hooker, you failed." +0000 2010'}"'>
   
   
   
   
   
   

[Quinn]

When using a weed whacker, don't hold the end with the wire while the power is on.

[P.A.]

In the South when using a "Weed Eater" you take the same precautions.

[Bob Stepp]

In Texas real men trim their nose hair with a weed eater.

[P.A.]

Glad I don't live in Texas

[Jaylee53]

glad I don't have nose hair....at least that I can see.!

[Aggie]

Economics 101: If your outflow exceeds your inflow. Your excess will be your downfall.

[Bob Stepp]

"You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk 'em and hope they panic and give in."

[Jaylee53]

THAT is funny......
Same goes for someone who doesn't like you... "Ignore them long enough and they'll find some other ankle to nip at..."

[Bob Stepp]

Smart woman...

[P.A.]

[Merry]

OH NO, now I'm going to sing along.............and as anyone who has heard me sing will be quick to tell you, I'm definately a visual person.

[Merry]

Words of wisdom to the young men in my life>>>"We're very fertile and there's no money for bail!"