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Well Thankee Sai, it's good to be thought of.....in a good way.

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.

Ornette Coleman
My Karma ran over my Dogma....Author unknown 

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Sh*t rolls downhill, and I live in the valley.
Yeah, caseyjo nailed it, that's my favorite.


" I used to worry about menapause until I read about the lady who put her toilet paper away in the fridge and then I became just plain scared!"



Vintage Merry

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
When your memory is just a memory........................
Time is a great teacher, too bad it kills all of it's pupils.
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow because if you put it off until tomorrow you might get out of it.
I wonder how far in life I would have gotten if I haden't walked in so many circles?




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