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The best layoff letter

Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organzation, I have resigned myself to
the fact that Barrack Obama is our Oresident and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices
right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty
employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are
family here and i did'nt know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is
what I did. I walked through the parking lot and found 60 obama bumper stickers
on our employees cars and have decideed these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for
change....So i gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company
picnic.

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Permalink Reply by P.A. on February 16, 2013 at 1:54pm

Ha, how do you explain over almost three years of job growth?

Permalink Reply by Saltie on February 17, 2013 at 4:40pm

What job growth. Over 5,000,000 have dropped out of the job market and 350,000 every week file for first time unemployment benefits. Don't believe everything you're told.

Permalink Reply by ProblemAgain on February 17, 2013 at 5:48pm

saltie, want to cite any source for your 'facts'?

Permalink Reply by redhand on February 16, 2013 at 2:02pm

This is one of those CEOs that drive a business into the dirt and then gets a golden parachute.

Permalink Reply by ProblemAgain on February 16, 2013 at 5:21pm

actually it passes for humor among the lame-o's...but it really is a crock of sh** and falls into the fema camp and take away your guns mentality...

Permalink Reply by Saltie on February 17, 2013 at 4:41pm

Well said Problem Very articulate rebutal.

Permalink Reply by ProblemAgain on February 17, 2013 at 6:49pm

thank you..i gave it what it deserved

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on February 22, 2013 at 9:29am

hahahaha yup TP copy and paste " letter".

Permalink Reply by EddieDingo on February 17, 2013 at 9:31pm

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/layoff.asp

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on February 22, 2013 at 9:30am

Thank yuo for the scorce Eddie.

Permalink Reply by Dennis Barsten on February 18, 2013 at 8:38am

Sock Puppet posting...

Permalink Reply by Ioruach on February 18, 2013 at 10:11am

A version of that CEO notice has been going around for some time. I have a friend who is very anti-Obama. He frequently sends me jokes and cartoons by E-mail but also includes items that rip the president in one way or another. Several months ago that very “Dear Employee” notice was among those he sent to me. I didn’t think it was very funny then and I still don’t.

In spite of that, he remains my friend. I am a very tolerant person.

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