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Q: What do you get when you take the circumference of your
jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: What are a vampire's favourite snacks?
A: Adam's apples and nectarines.

Q: What is a zombie's favourite dessert?
A: Ladyfingers.

Q: Why do ghosts write in Latin?
A: It's a dead language.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts.

Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A: A Boo-ick.

Q: What do ghosts enjoy for lunch?
A: Boologna sandwiches, peanutbooter cookies & a salad with boocheese dressing.

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound!

Q: Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
A: In a red bloodcell!

Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?
A: I Scream.

Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.

Q: What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving!

Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A: Coffin Drops!

Q: Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A: They would only let him be BAT boy!

Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends...

Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What did the little monster have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones.

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Love them all. Thanks for posting Sassy.

LOL Jozee -A new one for me!




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