Try to find it, even in the worst of times...
The funny thing is....I actually DO have a "theme song".
Problem is, I can't play it here, because it's trapped on a defective computer file at the station.
I can make an approximation of it, though; Imagine the first eight seconds of this song:
Cutting immediately to this song:
...While a seductive woman's voice describes my show as "Putting the 'freak' back in 'frequency'" and my time slot.
26 seconds of Pure Gold, I tells ya.