Your story

[Maricel Evasco]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So share with us your story...(whatever the ending)

 

 

[funesthememorious]

I didn't really turn into a can of orange juice. But I did warn my kids about drugs by telling them that I knew someone who resided in a sanitarium who thought he was a jar of orange juice. You could actually carry on a semi-literate conversation until you started to leave his room and then he would tell you 'Don't forget to screw my cap on tightly before you go' .

[TeeBubbaDee]

My wife told me she was like a fine wine, improving with age. I pointed out that for wine to improve with age, that it must be tightly corked.

She hit me over the head with a wine bottle.

[funesthememorious]

I've been depressed ever since Bosom Buddies was cancelled.

[TeeBubbaDee]

I've been depressed ever since I couldn't touch Bosom Buddies.

[funesthememorious]

I think they were guys dressed up as women. Feeling better now?

[TeeBubbaDee]

MUCH!!

[funesthememorious]

Good. Now we can move on to how Petticoat Junction was about as exciting as heating up baked beans.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Did you know that Uncle Joe had the only telephone between Hooterville and Pixley? (course ya can't use it cause it ain't hooked up)

[Clod Hopper]

[TeeBubbaDee]

West Side.

[funesthememorious]

Blackjack and hookers.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Hard to define my story, but it isn't Sleeping Beauty.