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Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

"I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."


 How about " I like you and want to get to know more about you before I take the plunge, get divorced, pay alimony, child support and go through hell for the rest of my life, wondering what I may have done wrong or what I could have done to make it better." Love hurts, sometimes..


Would you be my virtual Valentine?


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Sigh; melt.

Hilarious, darroll.
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Lovely. Especially the duct tape part.
Kinda Red Green duct tape touch.

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That has to be the most perfect love poem ever written.

Here are my choices this year, that I will add to a card or a note:

"Please be My Valentine. Let's be Me this weekend."

"I love you for helping me recognize my unique personality and freedom. XXX."

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How about these:

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

This little bugger has a heart!
Oh, that is very cute. Almost makes me want to stop being cynical and disgruntled about Valentines Day.




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