Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

[Aggie]

Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

"I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."

 

 How about " I like you and want to get to know more about you before I take the plunge, get divorced, pay alimony, child support and go through hell for the rest of my life, wondering what I may have done wrong or what I could have done to make it better." Love hurts, sometimes..

 

Would you be my virtual Valentine?

 

[Aggie]

Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. ~Lewis Black

[Aggie]

David Letterman’s Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

[Aggie]

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! ~Jay Leno

[TeeBubbaDee]

[B A F - Hélène]

EWWWW, gross! 

[TeeBubbaDee]

Yeah, kinda like me.

[redhand]

I WILL have the last laugh! 

Half of all couples will die alone, anyway.

[Lifesighs]

I saw one that said "You'll do for now"

[Aggie]

I got the best Valentine's Day present ever, homemade kolaches!

[Aggie]

[Goldilocks46]

Like!!

[ozzieowl]

I'm really too shy to divulge what I received on my door-step 

one Valentine's Day back in the late 80's.......but,

I found these two cartoons while I was looking to see

if I could find something similar on the Internet -

Hope no one is offended, I thought they were sarcastically funny, lol!