When I grow up I want to be a...

[kainsworth]

I was just thinking about jobs that people get into because their first (and maybe second and third..) choice didn't work out.

 

I can't imagine a teenager saying they want to graduate high school and work toward becoming a stripper.

 

Or a police sketch artist.

 

What other jobs would you not want to grow up to be?

[blondie 11]

a cowboy--oh I love cowboys--oh well, Next

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Army Kitchen Police.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Towel boy at the "Chicken Ranch".

[Joe Horizon]

I wanted to play for the Chicago Cubs as a child.
Now that I'm old, I think they should still hire me to play left field. I'll play hard for a 5 year contract for cheap even. I'll do it for 5 million. I'll play my heart out, and the Cubs will still not win the world series. They could save themselves some money here.

[TeeBubbaDee]

I don't want to groow up and be a flatulence analyst.

[kainsworth]

Which one would be worse, analyzing flatulence, or 1 Great's analyzing armpits. Tough call there.

[kainsworth]

I have a feeling that the ones who do have an interest in dead stuff grow up to be something scarier.

[Joe Horizon]

I've always thought that I should be a Taxidermest as well as a Veterinarain. Either way you get the dog back.

[TeeBubbaDee]

A pan handler, that's it, I wanna be a pan handler and beg for change on the street corner.

[Chez moi]

flea circus trainer

[kainsworth]

Ooh, I'm itchy just thinking about it.

How about crime scene clean-up.

[Chez moi]

*Call in Jules and Vincent*