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Tiger Woods Joke of the Day
Two
Woodpeckers...
Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country
had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that
was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently,Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Hey,
I'm just the messenger!!!
Woodpeckers...
Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country
had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that
was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently,Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Hey,
I'm just the messenger!!!
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Permalink Reply by Slayer Dug on
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Mrs. Vijay Singh asked Elin Woods what she got for Christmas and Elin replied: "I put $300,000,000 on lay away."
Q) What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?
A) Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Q) What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A) They've both been clubbed by Norwegians.
( I know she's Sweedish, just run with it.)
Thanks for the laugh Robbie!
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Permalink Reply by stillgoing on
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LOL Robbie and TSD
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