Is this going to be part and parcel of the new site? 'Cause, you know, I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with a shot of my 'back porch' yet. Am I going to get kicked out if I don't give in to the peer pressure?
Oh, don't call us all Asses. I mean, some of us are foolish and some are just down right Butt Heads, but we are not Backsides and/or Asses. We be gentle folk. We just like to sit.
I saw the biggest "bootie" yesterday. Ya know how you will sometimes comment on a person's beautiful sweater or their car? Or quietly tell them they have food on their face? I felt like sharing with the poor darling girl, "You have a gigantic booty, Hunny Bunny, and it is out there today."