Larry is standing on the street corner today collecting money for Jerry's Kids, but he really is going to keep the money and buy some Booze and Smokes with it.
Somebody just ran over Larry as he was stepping off the curb while collecting money for Jerry's Kids. It looks real serious. We think his intentions back fired on him.
SG just got fired from his baby sitting job at the Playboy Mansion. Seems he was molesting the girl's and Old Hugh just wasn't going to put up with that kind of SHIT!!!!!!!!
Red is filled with schadenfreude. He was so envious of SG being at the Playboy mansion, he spent the whole afternoon calming himself with his new Stress Weiner. Now he is preparing his application for the job.
Chez is out shopping for a new wig after she gave herself a Buzz. She wants to be a Crystal Gayle look alike with hair all the way down below her butt.