F-N-L and LilyRoth have just been thrown out of the Biker's Bar for disorderly conduct. They tried to take over the place, but the Hells Angel's didn't like their tattoos they had completely over their entire bodies. They thought they were gay.
Thanks LilyRoth, The Old Red One needs all the help he can get. Naked Twister, Beer and Pretzels, doesn't get any better than that. How about you, any plans when you get out of jail, Maybe a nude midnight swim may be in the works.
my skinny dipping has turned into chunky dunking...lol
Yes Imma cheap date all those rumours are true:-P
Red One has been secretly writing love letters to Miley Cyrus! He has built a shrine in her honor in his guest bedroom.The walls are lined with her pics and he burns patchouli scented candles and incense in her honor. He keeps the door locked at all times...hmmmmm!
OK LilyRoth, I have to fess up, It is true that I have a shrine for Miley Cyrus in my guest bedroom. But, I also have a little secret about you. You have had a life long crush on Keith Richards of the Stones. I think you like him so much because he is so well preserved, all the booze, cigarettes and drugs over the years. He still looks like he is 21. Any plans to Hit on him?
KBeen opened a quaint Victorian themed Matchmaker shop at a quiet corner in Saint Albans called the Silver Unicorn. On her display window, we see an enormous photo of a Red Lily with this caption underneath in big block letters: Searching for love?
Find your perfect match here.
We specialize in speed dating, mosaic dating,
Jungle Fever hook-ups, Ningda Ka encounters,
and even hook-ups for Friends-with-Benefits,
and guess who was shuffling his feet at KBeen's door? Stillgoing, of all people--beet red in the face with his friend Red One hiding in a nearby bush gazing at the display art of the Red Lily.