Ranting and Raving

[Ubu]

This is the place to vent your frustrations.  Have at it!!

Post your rant here.

[Bob Stepp]

All together now.......'Whose crack was it???"

[funesthememorious]

Kooner, you just made a grammatical error by using inbetween instead of in-between.

[Merry]

I'll hold him down so you can kick him in the shins after we let the air out of his tires.hehehe

[funesthememorious]

Ouch.

[Merry]

[Merry]

<Catholic Surplus//////*What tipped you off??*||||||||

[BethD]

Rant- Most the crabs I catch are to small and I have to throw them back and they eat all the crab bait.

 

Rave- My tomato garden and red bell pepper garden is abundant, beautiful!

lots of  big red tomatoes!

[TeeBubbaDee]

Rant, I had 2 tomato plants the were doing great. Had several tomatoes off each plant, but something killed both plants. Went out and bought 2 more plants. One died in 2 days, and the other 1 doesn't look good.

Rave, The red bell pepper, the cubanella, and the lemon and limes are all doing great.

[Aggie]

The Coyote

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8.. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: The nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

TEXAS :

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

[Aggie]

Buzzards ate 19 tresspassing coyotes on my wildlife tract 2 years ago as part of my wildlife management plan. White tail deer, dove, rabbit, fox, buzzard and bobcat numbers have increased since then.

[BethD]

at work I had to take out the black trash bags to the road side for pick -up.

They are all outside out back.

They are all full of dog shit  and dog food cans and food.

They are all covered with maggots.

it is really GROSS!

[Snagg]

When I was 16, I worked for a vet who had a St Bernard with a broken back that died in it's kennel. Guess who got to load the feces & urine-soaked carcass into a body bag and stuff it in a freezer?

 

My gross beats your gross.